FOR SALE
GK Garry Gow 5/14
MF Mathu King 1/10 (0 points used)
MF Roddy Black 4/15
WANTED
GK Age 2 SL (as high as poss 20+)

May consider splitting them up into individual trades if can't get a keeper

When does the queue of managers wanting to give away a 2/20+ GK start!!!

Now then, please keep the queue in orderly fashion.

Aim high, but don't be disappointed if you don't reach your stretch target.
Set your standards low and achieve them...
...what have you achieved but low standards!

Sarcasm. The lowest form of wit, but at least we can all raise a smile in appreciation.