The seven Dwarves went to Rome, and went to visit the Vatican City, and due to their much publicised work ethic, oh, no, hang on, thats pro-*test*-('")ants, well anyway, it's just a joke, somehow, they managed to arrange an Audience with the Pope okay?

It was a little quiet, little, get it?
Anyway, the Dwarves were egging on Dopey to ask his Holiness a question..
"Go on Dopey, ask him!"

"No, I'm not asking him that!"

"Just ask him, go on...!"

Dopey asks "Your Holiness, are there any Nuns in Alaska?"

The Pope replies "Yes my son, there are many Nuns in Alaska."

Dwarves "Ask him properly Dopey, go on...!"

So Dopey asks "are there any Midget Nuns in Alaska?"

The Pope replies "There are many Nuns in Alaska my Son, but I'm affraid none of them are Midgets."








Dwarves start singing....













"Dopey pumped a Penguin!... Dopey pumped a Penguin!"